hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024

Gay

When Eliyahu is very butthurt by something irrelevant

"Wow that was very Gay of you bro"
" I know bro, I don't know why I'm so Gay all the time"

by The Bloat Lord March 21, 2024

Party Gay

A non-heterosexual or non-cis gendered individual that's the life and cause of the party

Oy mate, it's 10 bong, we should head home.

Nah, the Party Gay just got here, things just got interesting

by rbbrbndsnaps August 26, 2013

Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.

Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.

by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017

Gay

A person who is homosexual
A person who feels sexual attraction to a man.
If you identify as a woman and like men, you are not gay, you are straight.

"Yes they are gay"
"So they only like men?"
"yes"

by AshLikesToDrawThings November 29, 2021

gay

ur mom

ur mom gay haha

by bjqjbwvjb September 22, 2021

gay removal wedgie

The gay removal wedgie I the removal wedgie but the person getting the wedgie doesn’t have any clothes on other then their underwear so they are left exposed and naked

Mark gave me the gay removal wedgie and I feel so embarrassed because I wasn’t hard at the time

by The thinker maker October 6, 2022