worm-dogging

(verb)

The act of discreetly relieving an intense, unexpected itch in one’s butt while in public—most commonly at a grocery store—by sitting on the corner or edge of a chair and subtly rocking back and forth.

Often performed instinctively and without shame when no bathroom or privacy is immediately available.

“I wasn’t even halfway through the produce aisle when the itch hit, so I started worm-dogging on the café chair near the entrance.”

by Gennster90 December 17, 2025

Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Dog-fuck

dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

We are so fucking screwed it's a total Dog-fuck

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Louisiana hot dog

Whilst fornicating doggy style, you suddenly pull out just before climax. Hawk a fat chew spit on your male member and then proceed to shove said male member into her anal cavity before ejaculation.

My girlfriend wanted to spice up the relationship so I gave her a Louisiana hot dog.

by McCannimal December 22, 2025

Heaving Dog

A woman that vomits during doggy style on a merry-go-round

Dude… did you hear about Jordan? She’s such a heaving dog.

by Gerber214 December 28, 2025

Cookie da dog

Cookie is so cute CoOkIe Is So CuTe COOKIE IS SO CUTTETTETETETETETETETEETTETETE
Halp

Cookie is so cuteeee.I love you cookie Idc if I'm annoying 😋😋😋😋😋😼❤🙃🍑😼🍑💔💀🙄💀🙄❤✨🍑⚠🙏⚠💲💲⚠💲🍑😏❤😂🍑 omg help

Cookie is such a cute dog so try not.to die of cuteness

A female dog

Cookie da dog is so cute I want to squish her and hug her heleppelepelel

by Whyareyoulookingat August 19, 2023