national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it

Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.

by eat peen April 13, 2019

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National fart on a gingers face day

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one

Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !

by Super unicorn 21 February 9, 2021

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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

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National send a booty pic day

April 17th is the day where you send a booty pic to someone you are comfortable with

boy: send me a booty pic
girl: why
boy: it’s National send a booty pic day

by That kid that has no friends April 17, 2020

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National Bowker Day

National Bowker day on the 1st day of every month to appreciate how much of a legend people with this name are.

It's national Bowker day. Stop what you are doing and appreciate the legends

Did you know it was National Bowker Day today? It was last month as well but I don't mind as I love them

National Bowker Day? Wow!! Bend me over Bowker

by Tattmanscoop August 31, 2023

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