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National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.
Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh
by trackgod100 December 10, 2019
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national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.
Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!
by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021
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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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ACTUALLY Nation's Girl Group

The first and only acceptable nation's girl group is and forever will be the one and only SNSD/Girls' Generation.

There are numerous reasons why they are The Nation's Girl Group:

1.) They invented photocards. Without them your groups sales wouldn't be as much as they have now.

2.) Im Yoon-ah. Yoona, a member of Girls' Generation, invented KBS/was based off of her.

3.) There is no dozen in Girls' Generation. Try naming one.

4.) They achieved the loudest fanchant in the whole industry and no group has ever topped it ever since. (2013 KBS Dream Concert)

5.) They have the best vocals ever. Name one bad vocalist in Girls' Generation.

6.) They paved the way. People saying that BTS paved the way is WRONG. BTS paved the way for popularity, SNSD paved the way for actual talent.

7.) Yuri. Yuri was the first ever k-pop idol to ever have a fancam.

8.) SNSD was the first girl group to win a daesang.

9.) In 2014, SNSD became the first foreign artists to sell out Tokyo Dome with 50k attendees. (credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

10.) SNSD were in the "Guinness World Records 2018". They were on the
"Most Awards Won" list for a record breaking 13 awards at MMA, which
were more than any artist at the event. (Credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

There are so much more they'ved done but his is plenty of proof of what they did to earn their title.

BONUS: They made k-pop become mainstream in the west.

GIRLS' GENERATION PAVED THE WAY!!
by soshinologyst November 22, 2024
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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!
“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)
by Fartface867 April 10, 2025
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