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Donkey Dog

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023
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dar dar dog

Dum dum dog that you love.
by Super Nation October 1, 2023
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Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.
I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.
by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023
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Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.
Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025
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Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.
by Dog Ass October 1, 2025
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Dog Assed It

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.
by 217nah October 1, 2025
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Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025
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