Dog

The best God damn animal there fricken is. Very affectionate and loves head pats, must feed treats

1: yo, i got a dog yesterday

2: for real? Im def coming over to see it later
1: alr, see you

by No.one.cares:) February 10, 2023

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Dare for the dog

An alternative name for life giving sustenance, especially for unruly bushmen and animals.

Person 1: God I'm thirsty!

Person 2: let's get a Dare for the dog!

by RD_ May 20, 2022

Torso Dogs

A synonym for one's limbs attached to their shoulder. This term (deriving from the recently synonymized word for foot, i.e. dog) is often used in a demeaning tone.

"Get those torso dogs working you filthy animal!"

by Moonn_stone June 26, 2022

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

by galaxyblues August 18, 2024