Lizard Face

A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.

Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”

by Muzzlenz July 17, 2024

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

vacation face

The ear to ear smile one has at work in the days leading up to vacation

"Even though I have a lot to do to work my way out the door for vacation, I have a serious case of vacation face."

"I've never seen Tom so happy! He's going to the Bahamas tomorrow. Look at that vacation face!"

by kwatters14 June 8, 2017

Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.

Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.

by HoHoNo December 12, 2010

A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

A term to describe a woman - who's incredibly beautiful, but, her beauty is ruined by the fact that she has a horrible personality.

Friend: Stacy is hot; ¿how come you don't want to date her?

My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

Piss-Face

A term of endearment between people in love- meaning "I'm royally pissed at you, but I still love you as much as I ever did and everything is going to be OK."

"You know what? NO, I'm not sorry, piss-face!"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018