Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

by KynanT January 28, 2019

Rugby ball

Floatation device

Can be used to float

You drown

I give you rugby ball

You float

by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022

Theory of Balls

The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.

“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”

by anonymous September 7, 2021

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Balls

Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

Girl:what are balls

Man:go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich that’s balls

by Make_me_a_sandwitch July 6, 2022

ball whipped

It is when your partner grabs your own ball sack and whips you around the head with it.

you are ball whipped man, your girlfriend totally owns you, every time you do something she doesn’t approve of she rips them out and gives you a ball whipping.

by Morgo 1972 February 18, 2019

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019