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My dog

You
You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
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Dumb Dog

making a fool of oneself.
to show everyone how much of a reject you can be.
being the biggest loser by your actions.
to be everyones last choice.
proving to everyone that you're unerliabe & untrustworthy with any stupid act.
to be a worst of the bunch.
to show people that their parents made a mistake when they werent aborted.
That "dumb dog" just tried to gasllight me after they tried to impersonate and scam me that my indenity is their identity.

That "dumb dog" just tried to tell me how to do my job.
That "dumb dog" just broke 50 laws in 10 minutes.
The Dumn dog robbed a shop without a mask and dropped their ID.
If thats supposed to be a smart dog, that must be a "Dumb dog".
Justin Hammer compared to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.
Biden just made himself a "Dumb Dog" by proving himself wrong with another lie that contradicts the rest of his lies.
The media is full of "Dumb Dogs", yesterday masks worked, the next day it doesnt work, the day after that everyone got fined for not wearing a mask.

The state gave that "Dumb dog" a license.
The "Dumb dog" doesnt know i saw what happened and know the truth.
"Dumb dog" is still trying to trick everyone.
"Dumb dog" reminded me why they're a "Dumb dog"
by thatstrash January 15, 2024
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Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.
Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018
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Dog

In reference to male genetalia.

All men are dogs.
The opposite to a pussy/cat.
“I’ve heard Jeremy Kyle’s into Dog”
Really?!”
“Yeah, he’s a total queer
by Toejam Trojan February 15, 2021
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i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.

slappa dogs

when your bumpin sound system has a hectic subwoofer and sum bumpin yamahas
me n the boys are hittin up the slappa dogs tonight, u down for some magnolia?
Yo, Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?
In New York I Milly Rock (rock)
Hide it in my sock (sock)
Running from the opp (opp)
And I shoot at opp (opp) uh, uh (what?)
And I'm on the block (what?) Uh, uh (what? What?)
And I'm on the block (what?)
by grayden lea June 4, 2023
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Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink
dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!
by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022
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