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I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.
Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA
by BujuArena October 10, 2018
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heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017
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I 1 2 1/2 6

A stupid joke middle schoolers use to get someone to say I want to have sex
Hey! read this

i 1 2 1/2 6

YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX!?! GROSS
by My name's Bobby joe March 18, 2016
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I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.
"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".
by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023
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I lost my Metamask trust wallet

It's some kind of copypasta that summon bot accounts on Twitter (some are abandoned users who got hacked by them) to like, retweet, and/or reply your tweet. Most users use this to ratio or annoy people.

This copypasta can contain :
1. I lost my (digital wallet name, such as Metamask and Coinbase).
2. My (service name, such as Facebook, Instagram, Xbox, PS4) got hacked, stolen, banned, suspended, or scammed.
3. My (digital or typical wallet) has been stolen.
4. I need a sugar daddy or mommy (mummy doesn't work).
5. Help me writing essay.
6. I need this shirt (or new profile picture).
and many more....

If you can put all of these together, you'll get around 16 likes and <20 replies by the most (10 by average). But it's more fun if you tag CEO accounts like Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal ; imagine 1 account posting the copypasta with tagging them 10 times = Their account will get notifications around 1 x 10 x 10 = 100 approximately (as bots reply with tagging you, people you reply to, and the ones you tag). So what will happen if 50 accounts do it?

Fun Fact : You have more and more risk to get your account banned or shadowbanned if you keep doing it, as Twitter's policy is to REMAIN BOTS and REMOVE YOU!
I lost my Metamask trust wallet coinbase hacked nfts stolen hacked coinbase instagram hacked i need a sugar daddy I got scammed my wallet has been stolen i need a logo my instagram got hacked (pic for reference)
by Shiine-1 May 16, 2023
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phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike
My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008
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I want to get out buffer

The origin of this sentence is in Hebrew.
State that the person disagree with a certain thing, or something seems wrong, so that the person want's to express his disfavors.
He: Let's get this women to dance for us.
She: I want to get out buffer.
by Elad August 29, 2005
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