Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

by anonymous December 21, 2020

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daddy's balls

name for the balls you put in your cock

"I went to the sex shop and got daddy's balls"

by mr wiggley November 8, 2020

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Edward Ball

Edward Ball is a dumb child who falls over all the time.

damn this kid falls over all the time, he must be an Edward Ball

by Epicwowaweewowmoemento November 9, 2020

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Turquoise Balls

When a man is both sexually deprived and jealous

"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"

"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."

"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"

by Yo Mama's skydiving accident November 9, 2020

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Balls

The miss understood term for food/eyes

“Randy, get your balls on my face right now”
“Damiem stole and is licking my balls”
“Balls can spot and instantly look at a person.)
“Lick my balls. Ok I’ll eat your popcorn chicken.”
“Someone ate my balls!”
“Ahh! My balls! I can’t see!”

by Ligmabawzdaby November 13, 2020

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