National Makeout Day

November 16 is National Makeout Day

1: what day is it?
2: it’s national makeout day!
1: oh really? it’s already november 16?

by EvTemp03 November 13, 2019

National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISCORD MOD

NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Offical CIA October 27, 2021

National give a girl your hoodie day

May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.

“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “

by Smoothboi123 May 5, 2021

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019