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pull a Milan

to be a pedophile who is also ugly and overweight, an emotionally immature crybaby, and has the mile time of around 3 years
"Damn bro, don't pull a Milan on me. You never wanna stoop that low."
by stuckinfightmesbasement December 24, 2024
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Pulling a Fortnite

I died in PUBG from this kid pulling a fortnite
by Dumb Mexican negro May 15, 2018
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Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023
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Love pull

when a door doesn't close, so you have to give it a hard pull causing the door to break
Guy 1: Dude, Wtf happened to your door?
Guy 2: I gave it a Love pull.
by random_gamer October 17, 2013
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pulling a paula

when someone ghosts you for three days or more
Pulling a Paula is when you have a super great conversation with a girl and then she decides to stop texting you all of a sudden. Usually used in a lesbian relationship.

Hey Arcadia, how’s that girl you’ve been taking to? Oh yeah I don’t wanna talk about it, she pulled a Paula.
by gaygeorgewashington December 17, 2018
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Pulling-Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An Example of somebody Pulling-Musselman is below...

Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
by HungerStriker July 8, 2011
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Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.
Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.
by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022
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