National Breeding Day

October 15 is national Breeding day

“hey, did u hear? is national breeding day!”
“yeah! cant wait to get home and get my boyfriend to cream pie me”

by driding October 15, 2022

National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.

It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.

by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

February 4th National titty pic day

A day to celebrate by sending titty pics to those friends and partners you love

Friend 1: Do you know what day it is?
Friend 2: Yeah it's February 4th National titty pic day , a day to show love by showing off those sweet nips.

by definitelynotashton February 4, 2025

National get yo dihh suck

National get yo dihh sucked is a day you get yo dihh suck

Damn bro it’s national get yo dihh sucked get on yo knees and suck ma dihh

by KamrynWTH April 7, 2025