The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
Get the Dog Engagement Theorymug. 
Dogs are humans lifeline, they are basically the blood rushing through or body when it comes to happiness! Don't have a dog? Get one! Chihuahuas are the tank in a army with dogs, they have sharp teeth that can penetrate through almost anything! Big dogs act weak and frail while tiny dogs act like they are the boss! I love dogs, so you should too! Unless you have a cat, that's the dogs worst enemy!
by Peanut the Chihuahua May 26, 2023
Get the Dogsmug. Me: Anyone see Demon Dog?
Them: you mean the OG that’s grid verified? He’s busy banning someone right now
Them: you mean the OG that’s grid verified? He’s busy banning someone right now
by TheRealReptar April 13, 2022
Get the Demon Dogmug. by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025
Get the Dog Watermug. Black Dog POS Cunt (noun, Australian slang, vulgar)
An extremely insulting or emotionally charged phrase combining several Australian colloquialisms. Used to harshly insult someone viewed as despicable, depressing, or contemptible. Usually said in anger or dark humor among Australians familiar with heavy slang.
An extremely insulting or emotionally charged phrase combining several Australian colloquialisms. Used to harshly insult someone viewed as despicable, depressing, or contemptible. Usually said in anger or dark humor among Australians familiar with heavy slang.
by bms most known November 5, 2025
Get the Black Dog POS Cuntmug. by pipibanditi August 1, 2022
Get the dogsmug.