resting bitch face

a look that expresses both that you don’t care and that you do care, a little, when the truth of the matter is that you don’t care at all

i never know what she’s thinking because her default is resting bitch face

by ximefrg June 29, 2024

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Ke$ha Face

When one has a dirty face like the pop singer Ke$ha.

Damn!, that girl has a Ke$ha Face.

by SuperAug May 13, 2011

Vanilla face

A white Chinese man who thinks he’s black

What’s poppin vanilla face

by The vanhilla February 18, 2021

Poopy Butt Face

The MOST insulting phrase that you can say in the EXISTANCE of man kind

Bobby:Your a horrible person!
Joel: Well your a poopy butt face!
Bobby:YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!

by fat chunky obese man March 21, 2024

Face A Blunt

When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.

Wake up in the morning and face a blunt, thats all I know is to smoke out.

by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023

Leather face

A women who pretends to be happy in her relationship in the public but her face looks darker toned and her skin changes to almost leather texture because most of the time the women is going through it behind closed doors and not truly happy in the relationship and internally battling herself to keep a man she no isn’t good for her. Layman terms no happy glow

Lani looks real leather faced since being with Derrick

by Messi_ December 25, 2023