slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

urban guard dog

Peacock

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.

by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015

Dogged

When a friend treats you so badly that you become sworn enemies.

"I thought we were friends but you fuckin dogged me, bro."

by Ace 40,000 October 29, 2023

Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.

That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun

Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!

by Nutman the God October 4, 2022

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

dog water

An uncreative insult to others who are bad at a game and/or made a terrible play. Typically used with the class of 2023 and younger. This is due to the fact that people from 2022 and up lived through the unfiltered chat so the insults were far more creative(This is a general statement, of course, there is some gray area in the date between different people).

You're dog water, imagine losing 7 nil

by Skeltion May 15, 2021