ass cock

ass cock

Used basically the same way as cock. Usually the sayer is trying to be funny by cleverly using ass to mean donkey.

Ahh man, that sucks ass cock!
(as in a donkey's cock)

by Johnie Smith January 13, 2008

Ass Winker

1. One who's eye region looks like a posterior
2.One who as gotten their face sat on by a member of their own gender.

1. Kayla looks like an ass winker in this picture
2. Marcel and danny are ass winkers.

by BoboEatsKids August 10, 2003

ass in the wind

Rockin' the missionary position in public. On a windy day, you'll wish she went on top.

Steve: Hey man, you didn't come back to the club
Jerry: Yeah I know, me and Wendy hooked up
Steve: Ass in the wind?
Jerry : Ass in the wind!

by ferrara101 August 15, 2010

Ass Goblin

The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.

ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.

by Sneedley September 2, 2008

ass kraken

Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.

Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

Lead in the ass

When somebody becomes so enraged they fill their enemies ass with lead.

Ieuen "What the fuck was that bullshit, he killed me in two shots"

Joe " Ya that guys a fucking cunt"

Ieuen "Where's my lead needle I'm gunno inject his ass with lead"

Joe "Lead in the ass?!"

by Leadassneedlesalesman June 8, 2013

Braying Ass

Any reporter who is obnoxious, loutish, or crude in their asking of questions, especially out of turn or in a formal setting.

Did you see that Braying Ass Acosta shouting at the President while he answered the questions of another reporter?

Did you see that Braying Ass screaming at President Putin?

by Chief Nick July 13, 2018