ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003

Ass Winker

1. One who's eye region looks like a posterior
2.One who as gotten their face sat on by a member of their own gender.

1. Kayla looks like an ass winker in this picture
2. Marcel and danny are ass winkers.

by BoboEatsKids August 10, 2003

Vegas ass

The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.

"This place smells like ass. And NOT, freshly scrubbed, "Vegas ass" either!"

by D. Gould February 9, 2006

Lead in the ass

When somebody becomes so enraged they fill their enemies ass with lead.

Ieuen "What the fuck was that bullshit, he killed me in two shots"

Joe " Ya that guys a fucking cunt"

Ieuen "Where's my lead needle I'm gunno inject his ass with lead"

Joe "Lead in the ass?!"

by Leadassneedlesalesman June 8, 2013

cuchiee ass

it is a stupid/gay person

1st person: i'm wearing red undie
2nd person: shut ur cuchiee ass up

by * Yola's_Chechi * January 8, 2008

Braying Ass

Any reporter who is obnoxious, loutish, or crude in their asking of questions, especially out of turn or in a formal setting.

Did you see that Braying Ass Acosta shouting at the President while he answered the questions of another reporter?

Did you see that Braying Ass screaming at President Putin?

by Chief Nick July 13, 2018

ass kraken

Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.

Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003