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Road Work

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).
I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.
by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019
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procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.
Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014
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Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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working the count

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.
Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!
by Quanpabs May 15, 2019
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bitch at work

She's fake, starts drama, self conscious allways staring at everyone else, she tries to intimidate but is yet a coward never says anything to your face. Her personality is usually as fake as her look, along with the common died hair is fake gaudy looking nails, and her fake ass "tan" makes her look like a lobster, take a break you look scared or embarrassed all Damn day not Tan. Usually hard to distinguish which sags more her chin or her tits, get a good bra to hold the fatty tittitys up. This type of individual usually wears clothes that are to small or slutty to Reveiel cleavage that's unwanted to view, she usually talks shit about others to make her self feel better, and getting someone to join her white trash Bitchy ways usually makes her day. She usually a hypocrite for example posting about people who a racist all day long prob because she is racist her self and feels guilty she only dates black guys and she's white. Maybe it's all she can get. She usually thinks very highly for what she is prob went to a school for the mentally incapable not becuase she was dumb or lazy but incompetent. Her stomach usually looks like world war 5 wit scars that look like the map to north America, and she hasn't even had mixed baby's yet. This type of girl usually will stary college and brag but it gets the best if her when she can't complete it and drops out. She's just still the bitch as work that everyone wishes would have passed or finished to get out.
The bitch at work is a conceited but Dee down self conscious miserable nasty coward,
by the bitch at work May 23, 2014
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EMILY WORK

literally eats her own genitals! I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with her she tells people she’s a girl but she had a 2inch stubby Wang! She’s so weird she tries to suck her own Wang all the dam time!!!
Person-EMILY WORK R U A BOY OR A GIRL OR A FUCKING THING
by Shyandnndhdbdj November 11, 2018
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IT JUST WORKS

Like DaVinci's "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication", when software does very complex things with very simple and intuitive human interaction in a reliable way. I first heard "It Just Works" used regularly within Apple by Peter Hoddie and Ian Ritchie of the QuickTime team in January 1993. Later, Steve Jobs and others started using it, probably because Peter and his team had presented QuickTime and used that phrase.
When you want to show a video, you double-click and it just works.
by gaijindude May 10, 2023
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