Gut Turtle

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.
Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...
by 3 Diamond GT February 12, 2023
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Mine Turtle

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.
by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017
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the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.
Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.
by Hero of Ideals January 09, 2015
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turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.
"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."
by JonnyCakes July 23, 2007
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Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
by Zachaotic May 20, 2011
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turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
by john November 20, 2004
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Awkward Turtle

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.
Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
by Oy, Nineteen, Eld July 22, 2008
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