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Mine Turtle

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.
Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017
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Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
by Zachaotic June 13, 2011
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turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.
"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."
by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007
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Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.
Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014
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bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.
Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.
by Snow Crash May 16, 2014
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orange turtle

by haydenpotato November 13, 2016
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ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle
Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure
by Nugs92 June 13, 2018
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