Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 February 24, 2009

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons

He's such a turtle typer.

by Fred Dag1 December 17, 2010

Turtle Soulmate

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.

Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.

by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011

Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011