Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf October 13, 2016

Buck Tooth Goof

A Buck Tooth Goof is the act of anal sex, with another male, in a wooded area after a night of drinking. It's called the Buck Tooth Goof because the perpetrator will yuk yuk like Goofy from the cartoons.

Damien isn't able to sit down.

Yep, he's been hanging out with the Buck Tooth Goof again.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016

false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.

Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.

by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016

Popcorn tooth

Popcorn tooth is something that happens to your teeth when you don’t brush your teeth enough and they then go all yellow and look like toffee popcorn

Gavin: ewww you have popcorn tooth

James: OMG I do shit I better learn to brush my teeth more

Gavin: yeah you dirty skunk

by Ultimate popcorn December 4, 2017

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

by Milicent December 26, 2009

toothpaste

Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.

You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.

"John just sent me a text."

"What does it say?"

"Toothpaste."

"Gross."

by sovereigncookies October 29, 2011

snaggle tooth

when your jaw is so small and pointed (like a rat's) that you don't have enough room for two teeth in the front. instead you have one big tooth called a snaggle.

"ahhhhhh snaggle poked my eye out with her giant snaggle tooth face!"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004