tight grapes

when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

red grape

A annoying teacher at school. Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.

Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.

by Bigballslickerbrea July 28, 2024

Grape🍇Ape

A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.

Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.

by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021

grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows

Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.

by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017

Buff Grape

The mascot of doahnel and his twitch community.

Man, buff grape is JACKED.

by JimmyTheN September 15, 2020

scooping grapes

Usually used in the term "I'll scoop those grapes" or "Do you want me to scoop your grapes?", basically means that person wants to proceed into sexual activities, if they say it in a provocative manor but if he/she is angry, they're using it to say " aye fam, you're coming at me disrespectfully and I'm about to patch you up real quick" aka fighting. Be careful if someone wants to scoop your grapes, it could be 50/50 chance on how they mean it.

Scooping grapes-
"Bro I'd scoop those grapes"
"Come at me like that one more time and I'm gonna scoop your grapes"
"She's already had those grapes scooped fam"
"Y'all wanna go scoop some grapes tonight ?"

by Jayrodrick May 29, 2016

Le chicken the grapes

so I went to the park and my sister at home walked in the green and filed and I was going to drive back home so walking around my house I pet my dog that ate fish and his pal mug man and his pal mug man

“le chicken the grapes the yes the what”
“What are you even saying”

by Yes the no January 20, 2021