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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
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Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively
I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022
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Cop block

When you refuse to talk to police.
Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....
Na, man, don’t you do it. Cop block that pig.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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cops

Police or pigs who get annoying or ruin the fun- if you wanna catch some get a box of doughnuts and cheap coffee
p1 : Fucking hell look at those pigs
p2 : Don't you mean the cops?
p1 : Same thing idiot
by fatsharks101 June 23, 2019
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Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
by koevoet November 10, 2020
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Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.
Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.
by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
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autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car
Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man
by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017
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