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taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman May 7, 2018
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Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack
Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.
by aceboxer March 4, 2012
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taint play

To play with one’s taint
Hey babe how’s about a little taint play before bed?
by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021
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Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised
*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"
by Willywilbert6969 July 7, 2015
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Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
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lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it
Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!
by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016
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taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014
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