Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Narci-Googling

The act of searching for yourself or references to yourself on Google.

I was narci-googling and found an old YouTube video that I made.

by Dr. T-Pain the elder October 31, 2022

Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.

Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.

by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014