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Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
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Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
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Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
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Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…
Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.
by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
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Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
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Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking
Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded
by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024
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Fravernakel Bullshit

A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.
Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."

White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."

Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"
by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010
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