Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.
I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.
by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023
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near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.
Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.
by Tom Cobb June 08, 2006
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tainted keitre

That nigga is a tainted keitre
by The Tainted Keitre July 29, 2018
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e-taint

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.
Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.
by jfburke619 September 12, 2018
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Taint Grease

It refers to a nasty and oily substance forms in a crease of one's taint region when an individual gets extremely unhygienic and don't take a shower for a very long time.
Fuck Hugh! Your damn taint grease stained this poor chair!!
by JCA11 April 23, 2018
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Pre-Taint

Jim:Lick my Pre-Taint Girl!

Sarah: mmm.
by Amatory December 30, 2016
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Taint Brush

When you run around for 10 minutes, get all nice and sweaty, then rub your sweat soaked hairy balls on someone's face.
He just gave his passed out friend the taint brush.
by capster78@aol.com July 14, 2018
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