Snake Dog

A snake dog is a person who is two faced but also acts like your friend to your face, but never turns up to any of your events neither invites you

Georgia: "like for deets"
1 hour later... Still no reply

Georgia is a snake dog she never invited me to the party

Don't be like Georgia

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.

"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."

by Mortechant March 6, 2015

Butt snake

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.

Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.

by John Haines January 13, 2022

Snake Cake

Another word for anal sex.

I like to have snake cake for dessert! ^~^

by Cxntastrophe March 11, 2015

Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.

"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"

by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008

Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010