Skip to main content
What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
mugGet the Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

Joseph

A chill dope dude that loves spilling tea and hearing Billie Eilish, and well he is just a chill dope dude
by Memeslord April 13, 2019
mugGet the Josephmug.

Joseph Langner

To be a nigger lipped christian who cums just hearing the name god. One who also is quick tempered and believes god is behind every action a person makes. When a "Joseph Langner" is agitated or triggered you can tell by his foaming lips and his autistic comebacks that aren't relevant to the situation.
You need to stop being a "Joseph Langner" you tempered fuck!
by sausagemachine3009 August 20, 2018
mugGet the Joseph Langnermug.

Joseph

A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.

He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."

Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.

It has to be.
Most of us are just like Joseph, just not as caked up. And that's okay.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
mugGet the Josephmug.

yo joseph

these two words are often used to express dominance to others
guy: yo joseph
guy 2: AAA!!
by GREE11 December 1, 2022
mugGet the yo josephmug.

Joseph

Joseph is very very hot. He is very nice to me and he has a nice smile. I love him with my whole heart and he makes my day. I love you with my whole heart heart. Everyday you make my laugh.
Joseph is so hot
by Janynooo June 17, 2022
mugGet the Josephmug.

Share this definition