Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

by Jova nov February 14, 2012

Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

by aceboxer March 4, 2012

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

His taint stich was a thing of beauty

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

taint swaggler

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011