A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
by quimaphe July 2, 2025
Get the San Bernardino Steam Rollermug. After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
Get the Steamed Bagelmug. Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.
by Madgash5000 December 28, 2019
Get the Steam loadermug. by Fluttercreep October 8, 2017
Get the steam goldmug. First, you inhale the vapor of the vape, blow it into the vagina and wait for the girl to “let off steam”
*A couple at the party exits a room with smoke coming out of it*
- Looks like they tried a steam volcano
- Looks like they tried a steam volcano
by Frolk September 24, 2022
Get the Steam Volcanomug. A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010
Get the steamed dumplingmug. by Spoondick January 24, 2014
Get the steaming shovelmug.