second page of google

The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.

Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Second-Hand Sale

To buy for another. To take one's place in buying a product.

Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them

from letting a second-hand sale for certain items

take place.

Customer 1: I would like to buy a pack of Cigarettes please.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the

Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.

Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2

Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my

friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and

your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our

policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who

came in first to buy these and if he doesn't

have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of

you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.

by dragon1842986 May 25, 2010

Second Mandela Effect

The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas

Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...

Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.

Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.

Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.

by pineappleisgood February 1, 2017

the four second legend

the definition is the man Zack Pearson, and his drunken adventures

Zack Pearson, the four second legend, kept it up for 4 seconds on a night where he "drank like a liter of SoCo" and "locked" himself in the den with a "female".

by Elizabeth Waters December 14, 2008

two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004

Second Hand Special

Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.

Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.

by Jamie and Tarne Durbin November 12, 2009

8 Second Timer

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.

"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"

by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019