A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
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krait phantom

did you see that krait phantom it? it's a krait ship!
by miri99 January 31, 2023
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the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
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When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
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Phantom Carver

A user on Urbandictionary that sits back behind his phone and talks shit about all his class mates in his school
Phantom Carver is a fuckboy
by SwAg_ReAper March 20, 2019
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phlacid phantom

A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.
Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.
by Yayaye January 09, 2015
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Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.
KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP
by muskadusa December 23, 2009
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