Phantom

Taking a dump then looking down to find nothing there because it has disappeared down the depths of the toilet.

Guy 1 "dude did you just take a crap"
Guy 2 "yeah man"
Guy 1 "you didn't flush?"
Guy 2 "oh it was a phantom, no flush needed"

by bangbangbam11 October 14, 2011

phantom._.coss

This word is used to define a very perfect person

It can be used to call someone you love or a loved one phantom._.coss is a good word

by Furryvorecore July 12, 2021

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

phantom snort

The act of inhaling cremated ashes through the nostrils to reach a level of high.

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me

by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019

Phantom cat

Any photo or video of a cat deceased or missing

Hey! Come look at this photo! It's a phantom cat!

by Bodwin Dictionary June 24, 2024