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Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
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porn vrat

Not watching porn in order to please the Gods
arre Bhenchod, I have a porn vrat today, the final exams are coming around
by MCBCROCKS January 6, 2016
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proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
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Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.
Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.
by Violetgirl November 26, 2020
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waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex
"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"
by chairman85 December 26, 2020
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Porn Chaser

An individual browsing a video-based pornography site who constantly finds more interesting videos among the thumbnails at the bottom of the page. This often promotes a distraction from watching the initial video, and, subsequently, prevents the individual from getting after him or herself as originally intended.
The porn chaser nervously switched from "Saggy Sluts" to "Hardcore Grandmas" to "Debbie does the lower 40," all before his parents came home.
by Harold F. Terry November 22, 2011
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Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.
by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016
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