paul maurice

Absolute legend. Master of baby goods, should have been an F1 driver.

That guy will never be as awesome as a Paul Maurice

by TT56 August 15, 2017

Jake Paul

He is shit and cancer.

My grandma has Jake Paul.

by Varkhealir Goodragi May 31, 2018

Logan paul

Logan paul is a guy who you'll find when you discover a dead body.

-holy shit i found a dead body!
- Logan paul must've been here...

by Tittyslayer3000 November 4, 2019

Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.

Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"

by hotdilflover February 14, 2023

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde

Oh my god you have more cancer than Jake Paul

by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020

Paul and Mia

That weird couple dat never talks and has sex on a bench .

Robyn and David was weird ,just like Paul and Mia

by @pia is gay /Gerard is class July 15, 2019

Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.

"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."

by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021