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hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.
*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"
by CA5Taway May 19, 2016
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Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.
Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!
by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018
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best hands

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.
by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009
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garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.
Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
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trap hands

Trap Hands : the dope boy’s main tool of putting the powder in the pocket.

Hands that be passing that fire, and keeping the hood fed.
Damn Whis got them trap hands, he always makes sure everyone has a full sack.
by TrApHaNdZ September 3, 2019
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hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.
Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.
by Floppybananas June 2, 2018
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Hand Flapping

Some children with autism “hand flap” as a self-stimulatory behavior. Other self-stimulatory behaviors sometimes seen in children with autism include rocking and spinning. These behaviors help them calm themselves or regulate their emotional states. Children may also do it when excited or upset, and it can be very hard to distract an autistic child away from their self-stimulatory behavior.
My kid was hand flapping so hard last night that I think his elbows broke!
by SamDeHam March 14, 2017
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