Bandit

Gay shit that is bad

He is such a bandit

by BitchWhoreMan February 13, 2019

Coochie bandits

A group of boys with big ass dicks that fuck bitches and party

On me the coochie bandits done stole my bitch

by Fellow coochie bandit September 3, 2019

sandbox bandit

A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.

Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!

by TRob August 1, 2012

banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette.

"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"

by aboodthereal October 11, 2025

Bandit

A black and white cat who has gained a little weight but will love you. Constantly meows.

Did you see bandit recently? He’s put on some pounds…

by Roz11 January 19, 2024

BBL BANDIT

Someone with a really bad looking BBL. One where the ass is huge but the legs are skinny, showing that the BBL is just awful looking.

Bob: Dude look at that BBL Bandit!
Jack: Yeah it looks so bad!

by Baseball2323 November 1, 2025

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025