never use a condom more than once

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

more than you can shake a stick at

A LOT, Many, tons, too many

At the protest there will be more hippies that you can shake a stick at

by Eric Olson July 19, 2005

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

white is so much better than black

You are racist.

White person: White is so much better than black
Me: nah bro you`re racist

by whydidyoudothat69 December 19, 2022