Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.
Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019
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Take A Bow

The act of smacking someone’s nutsack to make them bend over to make them look like they’re taking a bow.
I made my friend Jerry take a bow and I’ve busted his nutsack
by Dturn06 May 05, 2023
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Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.
After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista
by RockyIsReal March 02, 2019
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Take a Shwitter

The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop
Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.
by sir.kit December 03, 2015
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Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.
"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"
by Aingeal1 June 09, 2018
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teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence
Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.
by david_2 March 15, 2023
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Take effect

A person or object getting affected by a resource in the moment.
“Took about twenty minutes before the pills started to take effect
The substance took effect when introduced to the mixture
by MrMrToast September 27, 2020
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