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Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
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The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011
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Stoner error

Making an error in judgment while high.
Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."
by stonererror July 6, 2011
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Cal the Stoner

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.
by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023
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stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing
The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.
by DonTripper November 13, 2023
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Stoner

1. The person reading this definition.
2. The person writing this definition.
I’m such a stoner I thought it’d be funny to write this
by $tomer January 19, 2024
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Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush
Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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