Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.

*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

social meeds

The amount of likes, favorites, comments, pictures, posts, and/or shares someone requires to feel like they are capable of strong internet relationships and admired by many.

He's really not insecure in public, but he has to have at least 100 likes on a pic to fulfill his social meeds.

by Dfj003 March 26, 2016

socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting

guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back

by quackiplier August 12, 2016

being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.

Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.

by Henry the 3rd June 7, 2022

social mobia

Network of social media users, often anonymous, who use extreme language, express judgemental opinions and recommend punitive actions which they would not normally do offline.

Tom couldn't show his fsce for days after that twitter backlash. He was the victim of social mobia.

by voltaire59 August 13, 2016

social embargo

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.

"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."

by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017

social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes

Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives

by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019