Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.

Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.

by saskers April 5, 2025

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019

slip fuck

the art of fucking someone so hard that your nuts slip in.

she got got so wet that doggy style turned into a slip fuck.

by grokthis42 March 14, 2024

Give them the slip

To enter a restaurant, look at the menu and then walk away.

Let's go to this place and if the menu looks bad, we'll give them the slip.

by Azureflux June 6, 2017

Slip & Dip

When you're having sex raw and right before you cum you pull out.

That pussy got so good, but i ain't trying to have no baby so i had to slip & dip.

by Slip & Dip July 2, 2015

Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls

After my date last night I slip jabbed my self

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

no slip

no slip.

6 AM?
no slip.

by no slip August 26, 2020