Pork shower

Noun: when 2 or more dudes drop their junk onto ones face

that hoes definitly down for a pork shower!

by Danceswithdorks April 5, 2015

love shower

Basically when you cum on someone

You: Hey want a love shower?
Someone: Sure I'm down

by im_branflakes July 29, 2017

Disco Shower

"grinding and shaking your booty to the music whilst fully lathered up in suds in the throes of a hot steamy shower…”

Man she's really getting down to the music in there and having herself a disco shower

by Cheeky little monkey April 22, 2018

midnight shower

A sexual, steamy, late night shower

"I just had a midnight shower, my brother even joined in on the fun"

by tremz4life May 10, 2018

Elephant Shower

When you blow a load on your girl so big she never forgets it.

My girl went to town on my trunk so hard last night that I gave her an elephant shower

by ElephantShower July 28, 2019

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

200 dudes, 4 showers

A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.

Q: Dude, how was the pen?

A: 200 dudes, 4 showers

by rscowboy June 25, 2010