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African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021
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Shit in my salad

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.
Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.
by Malfador March 3, 2011
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saladtossing

When a person sticks their tounge in a asshole.It may it be a girl or a boy.Usually gay people like to do this ,but also some stright people do this.
Man I love saladtossing my girlfriend.
by Erwinator August 31, 2008
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ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.
I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.
by Novartza November 7, 2008
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toss the salad

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad
by david haywood August 1, 2003
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Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.
by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003
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