anti-relationship

when a person you really fancy says to you, do you just wanna have fun cus im not really the one for relationships!
you heart crumbles cus you cant bear the thought of someone else touching his/her body arrrrrrrrrgh!
he/she cant handle the strains of a relationship but can handle the strains of, the condom wont flush and my little brother wants the loo!!!/this sheets a bit wet and my moms gotta wash it etc.

person-a: your gorgeous, im glad we have this special bond!
person-b: (*gulp* special?) yeah! your propa sexy! im glad you understand that im an anti-relationship-type and am just looking for fun!
person-a: meh!

by Trinkbar_Trina May 13, 2005

fuck relationship

When a fuck boy and a fuck girl goes out

Their just in a fuck relationship

by Queen_mari May 19, 2016

Relationship Intensity

The degree of emotional strength that exists between two people. Relationship Intensity (RI) equals Relationship Level (RL) multiplied by Progression Time (PT), for each level, multiplied by Total Time Invested (TI).
RI = (RL x PT) x TI

Relationship Intensity for someone in a Facebook confirmed relationship for 30 days would be 9000.
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Izzy/Mosin Relationship

A person who plays Ragnarok Online. Is a son of Mosin Nagant, also plays RO. they both lived during the World War II and stole Hitler's Wallet, after the Atomic bomb was dropped over Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 they both went to Antartica and froze themselves. After many decades of spending time in a frozen ice Mosin Nagant was thawed out by the scientist in 1990 and the scientist taught Mosin everything they know about science, including the Incubus album "S.C.I.E.N.E." after 20 years of research Mosin went back to Antartica and thawed out his son Izzy and thus begin a beautiful life of Ragnarok Online. Now in their teenage years Izzy and Mosin are spending time together in a place where they can PK anyone who wants to hurt them, it is called a state of Aldebaran, Luina. Izzy is a vixen/tree/human with a broken penis and is now having baby foxes with a german girl. Mosin on the other hand is still studying science and is now taking a doctorate degree on alchemy, sources say that he want to stop world poverty by turning lead into gold and creating homunculus to replace prositutes. In 2012 they are planning to go to Philippines and go on a vacation they will eat everything that Mosin ate when he was a little science fair winner when he was a kid.

Gary: -saw a father and son bonding- WOAH look at those two Ichbaal. Those two are sharing popcorn and his dad is giving the little boy a huge elite teddy bear that he just bought from the guy who works the corners

Ichbaal: who those two guys? I've never had a father figure in my life i dont understand them, I hate my name.

Gary: yeah, those two have the Izzy/Mosin Relationship. I want that. You're name is really weird

by AkitoRagnarokOnlineNinja February 25, 2010

Relationship

Talking- Crushing so hard that you stalked all social media accounts and know where their family went on vacation in 2011. Asks prime group chat to rate them. Sends text 15-30 minutes later even if you see it the second they text you. Plays hard to get even though you're easy AF.

Dating- *commonly misinterpreted* Going out out consistently (over 2-3 dates) and letting them bone you. Allowed to have side hoes. Doesn't fart in front of each other.

Together- Decision making time. Get rid of the side hoes, be nice to your main hoe. Do you want to get more serious or do you want to run as fast as you can? Definitely farts in front of each other.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend- Tied TF down. Buy a leash. Could see yourself putting a baby in her. Instagram profile is 5+ photos with her, Photo Vault is 500+.

Talking (Relationship Step 1)- BOY: "I went to Mexico with my family a couple years ago." GIRL: "Oh yeah, Cabo right?" BOY: "Wait what.." GIRL: "Wait where?"

Dating (Relationship Step 2)- BOY: "I just went to Applebee's and a movie with Jane, but Krystal keeps hitting me up." FRIEND: "Just go over there bro" BOY: "You right"

Together (Relationship Step 3)- *GIRL is flirting with another boy at bar* BOY: "What the F%$* Jane, stop hoeing around." GIRL: "I didn't think you cared. You never tell me how you feel." BOY: "No you're my hoe, let's go home" GIRL: "Okay, let's go home"

Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Relationship Step 4)- GIRL: *Sees that BOY liked some Instagram model's picture* "Why'd you like that girl's photo?" BOY: It's a model Jane, it's not like I actually know her. You're prettier than her anyways." GIRL: "If I was, why TF would you like it then? What am I doing wrong? I literally let you stick it in my butt last night, and you're gonna do that?" BOY: "You're right, I'm wrong. I'll just delete my Instagram" GIRL: "Okay baby :) What're you doing later?"

by Brad+Chad October 29, 2018

Relationship

Wait....are you asking me to define the relationship

Guy:*talks to girl for only three years*
Girl: what are we?

Guy: woah there buckaroo

Girl: I’m only asking to define out relationship

Guy: ReLaTiOnShiP

by Dani_dank_DaVito April 12, 2019