Quickie Square

The act of going out for a quick cigarette.

Quickie - Doing something in a fast or quick manner.

Square - Slang for cigarette.

Combined creates quickie square.

Not to be confused with the carpentry tool used to make straight 90 degree angle cuts which is also called a quickie square.

I'm going out for a quickie square, wanna come?

He just got back from a Quickie Square break.

by NTHNEZ December 7, 2011

quicksand conversationalist

an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.

any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.

by inkresistantpaper April 14, 2013

quickscoping man

A man who is having amazing sex but is a cod tryhard. When having sex, before you ate about to ejaculate, stand up and 360 off the bed and aim for the woman's breast, face, of feet causing a hitmarker. If you shoto the head and make it, it's a headahot

My man is such a quickscoping man, he came on my face.

by MlG_360NoScOp3 February 18, 2015

quickie giggle

hard core quickie (blow job) while shes giggleing

your ma gave me a quickie giggle during radio and chill

by carotman August 19, 2016

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

quickies and cream

The term you use to describe the feeling when you want both a tasty dairy desert and a good time but not a long time.

To your tinder date: “hey meet me outside coles for a quickies and cream. The ice cream is on sale”

by Neverbeentoeurope January 15, 2018

quicklytics

Quicklytics means a simple way of showing website analytics, Quicklytics is mainly used by small bootstrapped companies that are a quick(simple) alternative of complex google analytics.

A good example of Quicklytics are:

SimpleAnaltytics.com
Onduis.com
Plausible.io
usefathom.com

- That's too complex maybe we need to look at quicklytics?
- Quicklytics data is better for our startup.

by Onduist October 20, 2022