Puddling out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.

Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

Paddington

Paddington is the name of a bear in the well-known childbooks and films. Paddington is also known as the identical twin of the world famous pop star Taylor swift

1 "Which movie do you wanna see?" "Paddington!"
2 "can't stop won't stop twinning with Paddington" : Taylor Swift on Instagram

by Swiftieforliveeeeee August 18, 2019

Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

Pudding Ring

When someone shits in a circle around your dick and then gives you a blow job. A vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses semen instead of shit.

If someone gave me a pudding ring they better clean it up.

by The Third Guide to Life July 14, 2010

rice pudding

what happens when you try to tweak 500 horsepower out of a car that only weighs 500 pounds

(or what happens to your motorcyle when you go 200mph on highways designed for cars doing 65)

did you see that rice-rocket?

rice pudding you mean.

totally.

by dave cole April 14, 2005

pudding pop

to loose the virginity in your butt-hole

to get pudding poped is to be butt plugged

by DazedNc0nFU5ed03 March 26, 2003

vagina pudding

the mixture that forms when a guy mixes his cum with the blood from a girl's period

Duuuuude.... last night Lola was on her period so I had her put a cup under her vag to collect her blood. Once it was half full, I came in the cup and we made vagina pudding.

by takemeorleaveme14 December 2, 2010