Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit

*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate

by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015

Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.

We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.

by meeshflag March 2, 2019

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Prodcrastination

Productive procrastination. The act of doing something that isn't the work you should be doing but is useful and productive in another aspect of your life.

"Today I spent the time I should have been studying prodcrastinating by mowing the lawn"

"I managed to get so much prodcrastination done today, the house looks amazing, shame I didn't finish painting."

by Syridian November 3, 2019

Procrationate

Showing strong feelings of procrastination.

I hate someone who is this procrationate about completing such a simple task.

by Yo boi burrito! March 25, 2021

promcrastinate

The act of making promises to get something done, but in reality it’s an attempt to procrastinate on actually getting it done.

My boss promcrastinated me a promotion soon, like they always do.

by Abbyess July 1, 2022

Procrasterchanning

this is when you go on 4chan or do 4chan related things to put off doing things.

Guy 1: Yah I was going to pick up my kid from day care but ended up procrasterchanning

Guy 2 : Dude daycare was over 2 hours ago..

Guy 1: Yah hold on lemme just check if someone replied

by a person07 May 25, 2010