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You're so pretty 

Response to a completely inarticulate comment made by someone who should focus mostly on looking attractive to become successful. Verbal communication by this person is likely to cause embarrassment to this person and to those around her.
MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

EVERYONE AROUND HER: "Miss California, you're so pretty."
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dirty pretty 

Dirty pretty is a form of poetry which utilizes punctuation as a way of emphasizing words. Contrary to what many believe, it is NOT just random punctuation. It is about the calligraphy of words, using visuals to impact on the way the poem/emotions are seen and read. Although the content of dirty pretty poems varies, most pertain to drugs, sex, eating disorders, etc. Dirty pretty is a poetic art, and not everyone can master it. Many over-punctuate, making the poem hard to read and losing the true meaning of the piece.

Some truly great dirty pretty poets:
(found on allpoetry.com)
sinnocence
behind.blue.eyes
x Empathic Rose x
dancing marionette
Melicious--x
Queen of Anonymity
(bear in mind that these poets write in other forms too)
Normal poetic stanza:
He kisses me so slowly,
His lips so soft against mine.
But then he turns and walks away,
And I weep at our final goodbye.

In dirty pretty format:
He {k i s s e s} me so
s
l
o
w
l
y
His.lips.so.soft.against.mine

But then he turns
&& w a l k s . a w a y
&& I <<| weep |>> at our final
::::::: g.o.o.d.b.y.e ::::::::
dirty pretty by K.J.A.N February 18, 2008

Girl Pretty 

When a guy spends 20 minutes or more in a girls shower using all her hair and skin products.....when a guy spends the nite with a girl and uses her shower the next day and all her shampoos , soaps and face cleaner.....spending 30 minutes in a hot shower of a girl you spent the nite with shaving your nut sack and conditioning your hair and cleansing your face....
While you were at work , i got all girl pretty !!! I used your shampoo , conditioner , face scrub , i even shaved my nut sack with your razor !!

Damn Boy , where you getting all girl pretty for me in the shower...you were in there for 30 min...all the hot water is gone...and you smell like a girl !!!!
Girl Pretty by Heyman3000 March 10, 2010

Maxie [pretty] 

Maxie, often has the last name of 'blue' something. She can make everyone laugh and shes always there for help. Shes fun to be with and a great person. She has nice clothes and we all dig her. all the time, we love HER. SHES AMAZING. Best Friend to all.
She calls me alot, and i call her.
Maxie pretty
Maxie is pretty.
Maxie [pretty] by KSGSDGKJGWOO. February 5, 2009

seattle pretty 

A term used to describe Seattle women who won't let Not So Attractive misogynists stick their dick in them.
"Dude, even though she's just Seattle pretty, she still wouldn't let you stick your dick in her since you're a prick."
seattle pretty by sideofsnark August 19, 2011

dirty pretty 

a style of poetry writing, that uses characters on the keyboard to highlight phrases and words in a way to make it flow. used most commonly on allpoetry.com.
dirty pretty:

.r.u.n.n.i.n.g.

~ a w a y ~
as a /soft/ b r e e z e **carries** me

a w a y

Yo dudes the empire is pretty chill 

Darth vader saying "yo dudes the empire is pretty chill" from the show Star Wars Detours
Guy 1: yo dudes the empire is pretty chill

Guy 2: Yeah I'll join or something